HI :D I'm Helena, Australia
I reblog Doctor Who, Avengers, Harry Potter and humour posts *which may be from other fandoms*
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There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots)
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
(Source: ameliaxpond)
Stephen Fry, the closest thing there is to a deity in my life.
i wish more people would understand this.
he’s an atheist, which is weird because i often think he may be a god.
I’m glad someone else has said this. Someone people listen to.
(Source: sarahxmay)
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick gurl
Horrible
hilariousaccidental pun in my history exam;“Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”
I am a terrible person
No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.
It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.
Nice job, guys. I’m laughing my head off.
oMG WHAT IS HEIR?????
I’m never going to escape this text post
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
